Saturday, August 25, 2007

Ad Mad

Off late many of my friends had been asking me, why i have stopped blogging...

Well the answer is plain and simple... Just cuz im damn lazy to put all my thoughts on the blogsite... I would rather blurt it out in my mind... swear a bit at all the shitty things happening around me.. and just move on with my life...

But today... something reeeeeeeeaaaaally really compelled me to log into my blogger account and start typing... and i must thank Shiney Ahuja for this...
Confused??? Yeah.. even i was... cuz he has acted out in the most pathetic, sick and nonsensical ad i have seen in the recent times... The first time i saw it, i was damn confused.. but the second time, when i really concentrated (though i didnt had to), I felt like really pulling the hair out... Not mine, but Shiney Ahuja's!! The sucker... read on...

The ad starts with some builder mafia trying to confiscate a couple of beach-side shacks and restaurants.. the goons are throwing away all the furniture, and the owner of the restaurant, a sexy lass... looks around in desperation!!
With a bollywood ishtyle, our hero Shiney makes a dramatic entry...

"Ye zameen in logon ki hai..." he tells the builder.. as the damsel in distress looks on helplessly....

"Koi boundary line hai kya??" the builder asks...

"Boundary line dekhni hai??...." and then Shiney turns around and starts whistling...

and lo behold... out from a distance in the sea, there is a shark fin which approaches in the direction of the hero...
and then the most sickening and stupidest thing happens...
The shark fin leaves the sea, cuts open the earth and the sand , and forms a boundary line around the beach shack...

"Ye dekho boundary line"... Ahuja says and walks away with the shark fin following him...

confused???
hahahahaaa....

the ad was...

Shark tooth cassettes and Cds... lead the way!!! :O

Well i was really disappointed with Shiney... he had a really good choice of movies to act in like Hazaaron Khwaishein Aise.. Gangster.. Metro etc... I guess he shud stick to movies... ;)

Well.. But all is not lost in the ad world as some brilliant and catchy ads keep coming around, Like the Hutch "Thoda aur" series...
But theres one ad which i really liked... it went something like this...

A phone rings in a house and an old Parsi lady answers the call...
A man speaks on the other end..

"Hello, Rita?"

"Yes...."

"Aye Rita... aati kya... 9-12 show hai multiplex mein... ekdum raap-chik dhamaal karenge hum...."

The old lady hangs up... "Pata nahi kitne saal chalega ye sab....." and she walks away...

The man in the public urinal zips up, keeps the cell phone in his pocket, and walks away...

On the wall in front of the urinal is written in bold ink...
"For fun and free sex, call Rita 4131165" !!!

Stic markers... chale saalon-saal !!!

1 comment:

Freaky Gal :-P said...

lol.. tat Rita ad was kewl.. though i hvnt seen it... :-( but d whole concept was gooooood