Saturday, June 9, 2007

Sasura sab confoosion hai re...

I was returning home by bus in the evening.. the Bus was stuck in traffic on the Andheri fly-over, besides the railway station, when 2 young bhaiyyas came and sat behind me..

"Idhar dekho..." said one, pointing to the station visible outside the window...

"Oo rightwa jo hai, ooka 'Easht' bolat hai... aur oo leftwa jo hai, ooka 'wesht'..."

"Par Gulbajiya mein to leftwa pe Easht bolat hai...."

"Abbe ee bambai hai bambai... Bho****ke, agar tujhe bambai ka eashtwa aur weshtwa naahi maalum, to tohar kuch naahi hone waala..."

"Haa.. ee baat to theek hai..."

The lights are green, and the bus starts again with a rumbling sound that sets up a series of borborygmi in my tummy... God im hungry...

"Par Misraji..." the other guy goes again...

"... agar hum oo taraf se dekhe.. to leftwa easht ban jaawat hai aur rightwa wesht..."

"Ee baat sasura humaar khopaddiya mein kaahe naahi ghusi??? sasura sab confoosion hai bhai..."

Haa ji... sasura hamaar khopaddiya bhi tohaar logic sunke ghumwat hui gawa... saala sab confoosion hai...

2 comments:

Freaky Gal :-P said...

r u sure u heard those guys talk like this... coz.. d Bhojpuri which u have used.. is INCORRECT... :-P


P.S: WHY D HELL DID U WRITE THIS BLOG??? i thnk its quite senseless.."Sasura sab confoosion hai re..." :-P

*rolls her eyes*

Parag said...

Back to ur Gargoyle ways...

duh!!

naah.. how can i remember each n every word of wht they said??

And i pay my obeissance to thee.. oh queen of the bhojpuri lang!!!