Undergarments Galore!!!

Off late, there are plentiful undergarment adds being aired on the countless Cable channels.. There are quite a few interesting ones that i saw on Gemini and Udaya channel of a Superhero fighting of villians and then flashing off his chaddis... but since i couldnt fathom the toungue twisting linguistics.. I d rather tell you guys about a couple of adds on our normal Hindi channels..
To have an equal sexual representation.. theres one for the guys n one for the girls..

On this blog, theres always guys first (also, the girls add is a total sick add!!)So here goes...

Scene 1.. A group of young women are washing clothes at a dhobi ghat .. a couple of them tying their hair.. and an old crooked widow chewing pan.. with the background score going "OING....OING" at regular intervals..
then here enters this sexy, sultry lass... in a sexy purple saree , gracefully walks down the steps leading to the ghat with a bucket full of clothes to wash ... all the other women , esp the elder women give here a menacing, teasing look... Oblivious to their looks.. she reaches the ghat and looks at them.. smirks ..and then suddenly takes her husbands undi from the bucket and flashes it to the horror of other women.. ( Like shes flaunting her new expensive jewellery..hahaha)
And then with a lascivious look, she chews her lips (aaah!!!) and then starts washin her hubbies Undies... first slowly.. and then vigorously.. and then to the amazement of the other women, takes a big "Dhoka" and takes a big swing and bang... on the undies!!! And then she flaunts the undies by flashing them again in front of those women.. and then stretches the undies... (and as she stretches the undies.. the back ground OIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGG.. also stretches in the same proportn... :)
And then the catch line...
Amul Macho.. Crafted for Fantasies!!!

Now the ladies turn.. this is the most pathetic, sick add ive seen for a loong long time..
The add starts with Reema Lagoo (the Saas of the famous series "tu tu main main") staring as the woman-know-all.. Lakshmi.. in a studio show, "Lakshmi sab jaanti hai" being aired on tv in front of a live audience...
She starts reading the first "agony" letter..

"Lakshmi ji.. main koi bhi Panty khareedti hoon.. ek hafte mein kharaab ho jaati hai..
Uska elastic jaldi toot jaata hai.. aur fir Panty pehenne ke liye safety -pin (????????!!!) ka istamaal karna padta hai... please madat kijiye..."

And then our Reema Lagoo aka Lakshmi gets livid with rage and blasts out...

"Sabse pehle.. raaste par se panty khareedna band karo... dukaan mein jaao aur seedhe Lux COSY panties maango... Yeh dikhne mein to achchi hai hi.. kaafi tikaao bhi hai.. Aur iska elastic kitna bhi khicho fir bhi kharaab nahi hota...." And just like the previous add.. she stretches the brown panty with her hands for almost a mile..
(I dont understand.. does Reema lagoo keeps an extra pair of panties in her bag?? or did she know that she was going to be asked tht query???)

Finally, i guess i know what to look for when i go shopping for my undies next... Look out for the bloody elastic..